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Showing posts with label Crap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crap. Show all posts


This post is for Oscar the Grouch. He asked why I did not post anything on such a tremendous roller coaster ride. So I figure out to pen down several items that I can think of.

Okay, maybe lets start with: YES OMG, its finally OVER ! At least for this piece, I know there is another awesomely crazy round coming but YES it is done for the year ! A new book is now ahead of us to start fresh.

During this closure period, I have discovered another new talent about myself (other than copy n paste). I am impressed myself, as well as Bubbles ! The fact that I am able to take only 15 mins from the time I wake up till I reached office ! Exactly 15 mins !

Bubbles commented on the share market board:
P/s: Wendy did not wash her hair today. Please hold your breath !


Mr. Parker & I wrote something about J:
J is grumpy, like a granny, a granny with a smiley, and she is awesomely crazy...

Dopey may be overwhelmed or she had gone crazy:
Dopey called herself Dopey when she is actually looking at Dolph -___-

JS confessed to Dolph in Red:
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH !

J said: Please come to the room now. Need to practice first.
Dolph asked: Need to bring KY ?
J said: I don't need KY.

This reminded us of Oscar the Grouch wet story from J diary...

From a serious thought perspective:
Do not need to think that you are the only one who can solve problems, neither that you may think that you are not able to solve any problems and are not doing a good job.

A big success comes when everyone contributed their best effort. This is the power of 'team discipline', 'collaboration' and 'personal leadership', especially to me this closure shows me the power of collaboration. (:

Oh gosh, I accidentally applied TOP. Reminds me of:
When he say: Hey Hey. I should say: Ho Ho


let me tell you what I am going to tell you
you may or may not agree
is just coming from a different perspective
it is totally, unshamedly honest and naked
read it if you think you may openly accept
or listen to other’s view point
if not I may suggest you to skip this

tea (the green one) makes me sleep well
coffee doesn’t seems to wake me
the essence of lavender supposed to calm you and
get you to sleep but it excites me
and create more hype for the night

i would rather say a banana keeps a doctor away
i am now with braces and it is easier to eat a
banana compared to an apple
so i want to leave the entire paragraph
to wirte about the benefits of banana
here it goes, because it has…
4 times the protein than an apple
3 times the phosphors
5 times the vit A and
iron and twice the minerals
the most exciting part is it makes you happy
scientist says it has triyptophan a protein
which is converted into serotonin
that helps you to relax and keeps depression away
just like the fact that choclates provides antixiodants
to prevent damage from oxygen free radicals in the body

i have an ex husband who is apparently a “SHE”
that very well explains the divorced
and surprisingly we became great buddies
tell me where on earth does ex get along so well
SHE asked me to eat shit everyday
which I think it get my brain cells activated
you may try this receipe if you think your brain
is already dead by now
or started to get stagnant

i do not know why I can’t sing with the correct pitch
but I am blessed with fingers which
welcome the set of treble and bass clef along the keyboards

i just found out today that my uncle new car number plate
is WTF2439!!!
I think is darn funny, if you get this
also found out why Robert turn to be Bob
because it served to be an alternative
for ppl who can’t pronounce “R” from the short of ROB
believed me some ppl just can’t
and there is nothing wrong with it

some may say I am a big eater but
is just a way I take care of myself
who knows this may only be the one
and only lifetime I have (you never know)
from wiki, it explains ppl eat so they won’t die
and if ppl don’t eat they will go into starvation mode
which then leads to death
somehow sometimes a basic understanding of leading
a healthy lifestyle has been misled
and there is ppl who is confused with it
in which they pour their savings or
even worst their future income into slimming courses or pills
which eventually kill themselve to debts and health issues
stand up with modesty, being too extreme is annoying, to yourself
and it doesn’t served the ultimate purpose
to achieve your highest goods

does god exsist ?
very interesting question where people debated for years
and there is no common answer that you can search for still
i personally thinks every formation has its creator
be it it came from something or someone invtented it
and by the way we were being empowered to live our own life
if there is whoever or whichever religion
you need to listen or follow
do listen from your very true self first – your HEART
its the only thing a or the creator gave you
when you were invented or formed
which belongs totally to you and
knows you well to all extent
it will never goes wrong
if it does there is no one to blame
hence there will be no war
over such circumstances
and disagreement that makes ppl fight among each other
its like a big cat chasing at its own tail
and get frustrated over it when it doesn’t seems to reach it

………. to be continue, at some other time……….



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