It will start with a wish you have always wanted – a divorce. 12 hours from now we will be officially divorce as requested. A gene from the lamp has granted your wish. Hence, a divorce letter has been officially made for this purpose.
Dear Husband,
I would like to sign on a divorce letter with you effective today 21st Jul, 2009
to eliminate my status as your dearly wife you as my beloved husband. Some reasons I seriously think that we are not supposed to be husband & wife:
1. Generation Gap = @__@ vs 0__0
2. Communication Breakdown = wo / wee !!! vs poetic
3. Gesture Differences = beat / bite / lick vs hugsss
4. Nickname = bubbles vs dolph
5. Walking style = jump / skip vs just walk la
Despite the elimination of the above relationship the below is a new contract of a start for a beautiful friendship and the best thing is no renewal of contract is needed and it is free for life !!!
1. @__@ reflects how adorable you are
2. wo represent your creativity to the typical Malaysian slang “la”
3. beat / bite / lick demonstrated your care and love as a good friend
4. bubbleS no doubt is the most wondrous name only you can be called
5. jump / skip proven that you are still young and energetic
Wishing you a blast birthday today and rays of happiness be with you always !
Cheers & Love
A bunch of great friends you can ever have in your lifetime !
July 2009
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